The Good Times are Killin' Me

collegehumor:

Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex

The Dark Knight isn’t the only thing rising because also his penis is rising.

Amazing

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad knew how to take an epic shot before you did and he’s got the photo composition skills to prove it. Back when a man could get shit-housed off a few dollars of sweat-pant money, he was out capturing the portraits that inspired Bob Ross to paint. He was a pornographer of mother nature’s beauty who exposed the world to sights they’d never seen. 
So hipsters, when you’re taking panoramic iPhone 5 shots of nature’s wilds and attempting to share your moment of serenity on instagram so you can whore it out for double taps, remember this…
Your dad would be insta-famous if instagram was around when he was capturing his human experience. 

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad knew how to take an epic shot before you did and he’s got the photo composition skills to prove it. Back when a man could get shit-housed off a few dollars of sweat-pant money, he was out capturing the portraits that inspired Bob Ross to paint. He was a pornographer of mother nature’s beauty who exposed the world to sights they’d never seen. 

So hipsters, when you’re taking panoramic iPhone 5 shots of nature’s wilds and attempting to share your moment of serenity on instagram so you can whore it out for double taps, remember this…

Your dad would be insta-famous if instagram was around when he was capturing his human experience. 

Go Pack Go #coorslight #playoffs

Go Pack Go #coorslight #playoffs

Carson, taking one for the team. @matslav

Carson, taking one for the team. @matslav

Spent day taking photos of Airmen laying wreaths on veteran’s graves at Florida National Cemetery. Made me proud to serve. #nikon #airforce

Spent day taking photos of Airmen laying wreaths on veteran’s graves at Florida National Cemetery. Made me proud to serve. #nikon #airforce

collegehumor:

Cracked iPhone Looks Like Two Penises Touching
“Hey Apple, I’m not gay, I’m just drunk.”

collegehumor:

Cracked iPhone Looks Like Two Penises Touching

“Hey Apple, I’m not gay, I’m just drunk.”

collegehumor:

Animals That Probably, Definitely Hate Their Lives [Click to view full gallery]

Animals rule and sometimes, as humans, or animals dressed like humans on the internet, we forget that. It’s time to show our little fuzzy friends how much we love them…by taking humiliating pictures of them every chance we get.

I miss my Girlfriend. Bottom line.

I miss my Girlfriend. Bottom line.

collegehumor:

Best Friends Forever
Let Us Never Forget The Shattered Knee Summer.

Cant stop laughing

collegehumor:

Best Friends Forever

Let Us Never Forget The Shattered Knee Summer.

Cant stop laughing

comedycentral:

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